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Right now I’m writing up a storm here at the Robinson house so I’m a little pressed for time, therefore I’m going to try something new.
As always I will do a list comprising my Top Ten Best and Worst Films of 2010, BUT this year I’m going to give you my reason for why each film made its respective list USING ONLY TWO WORDS. Eat that, Twitter. Oh, the time we shall save.
Shall we?
Good start.
So dope.
Turkey Sandwich.
Wheeee yay.
Start now:
MY TOP TEN WORST FILMS OF 2010
10. Marmaduke -- No More.
9. Alice in Wonderland -- Please Stop.
8. Furry Vengeance -- Malaria sandwich.
7. For Colored Girls – Racist much?
6. The Bounty Hunter -- Come on.
5. The Backup Plan -- For Real?
4. The Twilight Sage: Eclipse -- PLEASE END.
3. Eat Pray Love -- I died.
2. Babies -- Fuck you.
1. Grown Ups -- Kevin James.
Whew. There.
So fast!
Let’s continue:
MY TOP TEN BEST FILMS OF 2010
10. The Virginity Hit – So Great.
9. Never Let Me Go – Just Lovely.
8. MacGruber – Super Fantastic.
7. Jackass 3D – Most Fun.
6. The Town – Just Dope.
5. Scott Pilgrim vs. the Wold – Kick punch!
4.True Grit – Yes please.
3. The Social Network – Thank you.
2. Black Swan – Fuck. Me.
1. Enter The Void – NO WORDS.
And that’ll do it for 2010.
Be seeing you,
Matt Robinson
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2 comments:
You mind elaborating on The Virginity Hit? Macgruber started out fairly unsung but has picked up some cult buzz but you're kind of a lone champion of VH. I'll netflix it but I need more than two words' persuasion.
hahah nice twilight sucks jackass rules
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